On Fucking Writers
A: ...Yes, look at Rushie. He's won Two Booker of the Bookers Awards.
P: Yeah. He's had lots of women in his life too.
A: Really?
P (a little unsure, but keeps up the pretense anyway): Of course. Many women apart from Padmalakshi.
A (with a laugh): Would you fuck him?
P: Hah. No way. He's old and balding. I would, however, fuck Paul Auster.
A: Hehe. Yeah.
P: Whom would you fuck? Arundhati Roy for sure.
A: Hehe. No she's too old.
P (interrupting): Come on! Don't lie.
A: Seriously. Wouldn't even fuck Kiran Desi. She's ugly.
P: Yeah. Jhumpa Lahiri for sure.
A: Oh yeah! She's hot.
P: Look at us. Both of us are so fucked up. Talking about fucking writers instead of fucking movie stars.
A: Hehe. Yes, we're totally fucked up for sure.
Mar 14th