I was trying to post this to cesspoo:

Dear Topherchris,

There are pages and pages of absolute spam on this website. Nobody takes it seriously, including you. I click on the “Post it” button and guess what? You freaking spammed me! This stupid, horrible, spammy website opened up and wouldn’t shut for goddam 5 mins! What a waste! What I was posting made more sense compared to the absolute crap that people post there.

Hmmppff.